Otho: "Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."
Lydia: "My whole life is a dark room."
Betelgeuse: "Go ahead... make my millenium."
Betelgeuse: "Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."
Lydia: "I myself am... strange and unusual."
Betelgeuse: "I'm the ghost with the most, babe."